bottom line is, dude, i need to get laid. pronto.
can i just please, for the sake of getting things done, stop looking at old Nikki Sixx videos on youtube and stop fangirling over his voice and his face and everything?
thanks brain.
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Editing some photos of this dude.
Dad: Who is he?
Me: Nikki Sixx. I don’t think you know him, dad.
Dad: Oh yeah I do. He’s my twin, but I’m the better looking one, obviously. Is he the dude mom told me about, with the strange looking dick?
Dad: She won’t shut up about his dick lately. What did you do to her?
i just tortured my mom for half an hour, making her sit through countless Nikki Sixx photos and his infamous dick shots.
i showed her all of the dick shots, ‘cause they’re like pokemon, you gotta collect ‘em all.
her comment? “i wouldn’t mind if your dad looked like that.”
hawkward.
